Tomorrow is my last day at my present job. I start a new gig next Monday.
Things I should be doing:
- finishing documentation
- wrapping up open client cases
- writing up a plan for future contract work
- packing up the last bits & pieces of my office
Things I am doing:
- jacking around on the Interwebs
I feel certain that if I only troll Craigslist long enough, I’ll find the following job listing:
Professional Screw-Off Skills: trolling forums for fights, inciting flamewars, harassing zealots, posting LOLcats, shoe shopping. Salary: One million billion dollars.
