Feh.

Apparently ’tis the season for dirty-ass motherfucking thieves, because my house was broken into a few weeks ago. In broad daylight. I was only gone for 2 hours, jackasses!

So. It could’ve been much worse – they got my checkbook and my laptop and my jewelry. Goddamn tweakers will be in for a shock when they figure out most of it’s from Target.

Published in: on November 13, 2008 at 2:30 am Leave a Comment

Ride the Snake!

Published in: on March 24, 2008 at 1:48 am Leave a Comment

Easter. Feh.

Blah blah Son of God has risen.

Lackadaisical  Catholic checking in.

I celebrated by attending services at St. Mattress, shopping for overpriced hippie food at Whole Foods, doing some freelance writing work, and wasting time on the interwebs.

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How Cathlics Know They’re Driving too Fast

How Catholics know they're driving too fast

Published in: on February 26, 2008 at 4:35 am Leave a Comment

Papist Groundhogs

repost from my old blog

Ah, the groundhog has seen his shadow. Six more weeks of winter.
Of course, the real test is March 23. If the Pope sees his shadow, we get six more weeks of Lent. That always sucks.

Published in: on February 2, 2008 at 4:10 am Leave a Comment